But how much can I drink?
No one will tell us with certainty what we’re allowed to drink. All they can give us is a bunch of gobbledygook numbers. What does 250mcg of alcohol per litre o...
Tag: beer
Application for a hangover
... The woman behind the bar said, that’s your fourth drink, if you want any more you’ll need to apply in writing. She handed me a clipboard with a piece of pap...
Blackout poetry is more fun to write when you’re drinking beer
... Some friends and I got inspired by a variety of pale ales and wrote some more newspaper blackout poetry. Yep, that's the way things roll in my house.
Drunk people are annoying
... It’s summer and everyone is having fun. This is great, but summer leads to parties. Parties lead to drunk people. And drunk people are generally kind of ann...
A few things I particularly liked in 2013
... Thank you for coming to my award ceremony for Things I Particularly Liked in 2013. Please help yourself to a drink and make yourself comfortable. You’ll not...
Drinking under the limit
... I’ve decided to write this opinion column while drinking under the limit. I’ve got no problem with the new limit. It still allows for more than I’d ever dri...